Oh what a day.
My baby brother ran away,
And now my tuba will not play.
I'm eight years old
And turning grey, Oh what a day, Oh what a day.

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Four inch tree roots from the most malevolent oak in the world...
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Clay soil so hard that a gas powered auger can't dent it...
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Poison ivy...
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Another Conaway home improvement story chock-full of FAIL...
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